Health Laughs
Health is a serious matter.......not to be taken too seriously
- Smoking isn't all bad. It reduces the risk of jogging.
- I am in shape. Round is a shape.
- Five days a week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
- Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.
- Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
- Sex on television can’t hurt you . . . unless you fall off.
- Overweight? Or a nutritional overachiever?
- I'm really quite well balanced, I have a chip on both shoulders.
- Never mistake asthma for passion.
- You know you're getting older when:
- the gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals
- - you feel like the night before and you haven't been anywhere
- - you start making the same noises as your coffee maker
- you no longer think it's sad when older women have cosmetic